Built on 40+ clothing brands

For clothing brands already making sales

Learn the same marketing engine your agency runs.

Agencies don't have a secret. They run five systems on your brand: a product page that converts, emails, texts, content that turns into ads, and Meta ads with a break-even number. For $27 I tear down your actual store on screen and show you exactly what they'd fix, in order. Delivered within 72 hours. The free Self-Scaled group comes with it.

  • $27 one time
  • Delivered within 72 hours
  • Group included free
  • Refund if it isn't useful
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Built on 40+ clothing brands · 5 teardowns a week max · Not ready? Join the group free

Built personally on 40+ brands

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How it works

Your store, torn down on screen

No course, no call to book. You pay, you send the link, you get a recording of me going through your store the way an agency would, except I show you the fixes instead of billing you for them.

  1. Pay $27Takes a minute. Then send me your store link and the one thing you most want looked at.
  2. I record your teardownA private 10–15 minute screen recording within 72 hours: your product page, offer and drop against the 5 systems. The fixes, in order.
  3. You get the group freeWeekly teardowns of other stores, a monthly live call with me, and brand owners who already sell. Free for as long as you stay.

The 5 systems I check (what an agency does for you, shown so you can do it)

  1. 1. A product page that convertsMost stores lose the sale on the product page. Clear photos, sizing, shipping and returns answered, a reason to buy this week. This is the first thing an agency fixes, and the first thing I tear down.
  2. 2. Email flows that run on their ownThree automated emails: welcome, abandoned cart, after purchase. Set up once, they bring buyers back every day without you touching them.
  3. 3. A text list for drop dayTexts get opened in minutes. Build the list, send one text when the drop goes live, don't spam it the rest of the month.
  4. 4. Content filmed to become adsStop posting and hoping. Film specific shots on purpose, then turn the ones that get attention into paid ads.
  5. 5. Meta ads with a number behind themBefore you spend $1, know the most you can pay for one order and still profit. Then simple rules: what to cut, what to scale.

Plus your numbers: real profit per order, per ad and per drop, so you scale on profit, not revenue. Nothing here needs a $2k/month agency. It needs the systems and someone checking your work.

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Delivered within 72 hours · Full refund if it isn't useful

In their words

Brand owners I've worked with

Unscripted, on camera. Paying clients I ran myself.

3x → 6x ROAS
Casshyveeverified110K+
Carpe Vestem
$2k → $10k month
lil.dariusverified400K+
Araya Dept · $10,499 month on screen
First $10k months
Gioverified60K+
Againsttheoddz
70K+ followers
Sksippaverified70K+
Fashionnhabits

Casshyveeverified110K+ followers · Carpe Vestem
Sales went up massively and I finally have a consistent monthly baseline.3x ROAS with his agency → 6x with me · client
lil.dariusverified400K+ followers · Araya Dept
Went from $2k months to $10k in one month. Same product, same me.$2k → $10k month · client
Gioverified60K+ followers · Againsttheoddz
First time I've felt actually in control, not just riding luck.First $10k months after years of trying · client

Results

Brands I've run marketing for

Client work I did myself: their ads, sites, emails and texts. Screenshots from their own dashboards. Your results depend on your brand and your work.

Triple Whale trailing-year view: $110,038 sales, $84,578 net profit
$110,038one year, one store · $84,578 net profit · Triple Whale
Shopify: $99,901.42 total sales Nov 2025 to Jan 2026
$99,901in 3 months · 1,230 orders · Shopify
Shopify: $39,520.95 in one month, up 285%
$39,520in one month · +285% · Shopify
Meta Ads Manager lifetime totals: $91,980 returned on $27,883 ad spend
$91,980 from adson $27,883 spend · $3.30 back per $1 · one client ad account · Meta
Araya Dept · monthly sales$2k → $10kin one month. Same product, same owner.
Carpe Vestem · conversion1.8% → 3.2%Same traffic, almost double the buyers.

These are results I got running client brands myself, with their ad money. They aren't typical, and nothing here promises income.

Real texts

What my help actually looks like

Screenshots from my texts with clients. Names blurred, nothing else changed. This is the level of feedback you get in the group, on your own brand.

$2 back to $5 backPer $1 in ads, at $40 a day.
New siteConversion went from 1% to 3%.
$10 back per $1In ads, at the time of this text.
500 orders1k next.
First orderA new brand's first sale, then content day.
Give it 24 hoursHe wanted to panic-change ads on day one.
Variety, not volumeMore ads don't sell more. Ads built on different beliefs do.
Cut to your top 2Keep the best-selling colorways. Drop the rest.
Restock or new drop?Restock what already sells.
Ride the evergreenA proven piece keeps selling unless you stop pushing.
Systems before scalingTracking, profit numbers and automations first.
No results, no chargeI didn't bill a month that wasn't good enough.

Swipe for more · tap to enlarge · client results aren't typical.

The teardown

$27. Your store, fixed in order.

$27one time · delivered within 72 hours · full refund if it isn't useful

I go through your product page, your offer and your last drop on screen, against the five systems agencies run. You get the recording and the fixes in the order I'd do them. No upsell at the end.

  • Your product page, offer and drop torn down on screen, 10–15 minutes
  • The fixes in order: what to do first, what to ignore
  • Delivered within 72 hours (cap of 5 a week, so the clock holds)
  • Free access to the Self-Scaled group: weekly teardowns + a monthly live call
  • The systems agencies use, shown on your own brand

For you if

  • You run a clothing brand and strangers already buy.
  • You'd rather learn what to fix than pay someone $2k a month to not tell you.

Not for you if

  • You haven't made a sale yet. Start there first.
  • You want get-rich-quick. This is real work.
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Questions

Before you buy

What exactly do I get for $27?

A private 10–15 minute screen recording of your store. I go through your product page, your offer and your last drop against the five systems, and tell you what to fix first, second, third. Plus free access to the Self-Scaled group.

What happens after I pay?

You land on a page that asks for your store link and the one thing you want looked at. Within 72 hours the recording is in your inbox. I cap it at 5 a week so that holds.

Is the group really free?

Yes, for teardown buyers and for the first 100 members, for as long as you stay. After that, new members pay $47 a month. You can also join free without buying anything.

Who is this for?

Clothing brand owners whose brand is already selling. If you haven't made a sale yet, the free how-tos on my Instagram are the better place to start, and I'll say so instead of taking your $27.

You're young. Why should I trust you?

Don't take my word for it. Check the work above: dashboards from brands I ran, and brand owners on camera. And it's $27 with a refund if it isn't useful.

Will this grow my sales?

I can't promise you a number, and you should walk away from anyone who does. Your results depend on your product and your work. What I can promise is that you'll see exactly what I'd change on your store, and why.

Can you just do it for me?

For a few brands doing $10k+ a month, yes, and I run those myself. Ask me after your teardown.

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